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Flood the Drummer’s Beat Focuses On: ESCAPE PLAN
Stallone and Schwarzenegger Breakout Bigin Escape Plan By Blog Contributor Christopher “Flood the Drummer” Norris The former Governor of California (Arnold Schwarzenegger) returns to the big screen in one of his most memorable films to date – yes, better than Kindergarten Cop and Jingle All the Way. Escape Plan deals directly with the issue of mass incarceration and the prison industrial complex, where two of Hollywood’s biggest action heroes are forced to ban together to take down their biggest enemy ever, the U.S. Government. Owner of a high-profile security firm that specializes in testing the reliability of maximum security prisons, Ray Breslin (Sylvester Stallone), a former prosecutor, willingly spends the…
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Flood the Drummer gives GETAWAY a Downbeat
Be sure to use the full screen icon bottom right of the PDF for easy viewing. Tinsel & Tine Ad Rate Sheet_9.1.14 by TinselandTine Contact: Le Anne Lindsay, Editor:tinseltine@gmail.com Get Strapped in “Getaway” is a FAST RIDE to Nowhere By Christopher “Flood the Drummer”® Norris In a film that can only be described as a three car pileup involving Ocean’s Eleven, The Italian Job and Eagle Eye, Director Courtney Solomon delivers a 90 minute, fast-paced forgettable thriller starring Ethan Hawke that will have you hanging off the edge off your seat waiting for the good part. Retired driver Brent Magna (Hawke) straps up for the biggest race of his…
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Chris Norris Blog Contributor: Is Almost 2 Hours of “2 Guns” 2 Much?
Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg star in “2 Guns,” a NEW Action/Comedy/Thriller Directed by Baltasar Kormakur By Christopher “Flood the Drummer®” Norris When attempting to write my review of Icelandic Director Baltasar Kormakur’s new Action/Comedy “2 Guns” I drew a blank. I thought at first it was writer’s block. I soon realized I was having one of those “it’s not me it’s you” moments. Predictable at best, forgettable at worst, I wasn’t even aware that “2 Guns” was a comedy until I looked at IMDB.com. Imagine my surprise when I learned that the almost two hour film was suppose to make me laugh; I thought it was an advertorial for…
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Just dip our balls in honey & stake us to an ant hill: RED 2
This time the movie opens not with Frank being bored with civilian life, instead it's his girlfriend Sarah (Mary-Louise Parker) love interest from RED. The two are in COSTCO, Frank's picking up stuff for their BBQ dinner with Sarah absently munching on a jumbo snack bag of something, looking detached and vacant - trademark MLP.
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Free Screening Passes: Tai Chi Zero
Are you a steampunk infused, martial arts action fan? Then this is for you! Tinsel & Tine has just been authorized to give away 50 (admit two) free screening passes to TAI CHI ZERO (click for trailer). Date: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 Time: 7:30pm (screening passes do not guarantee your seating, please arrive early, there will be a line) Where: Rave University Theater (230 S. 40th Street • Philadelphia, PA 19104) Passes: Scroll down to the attached PDF. In the upper right hand corner of the frame is a little arrow in a box. Click on this, it opens the ticket/pass into a new window for printing. TAI CHI ZERO…
